Random

Asked recently what the three things every man must know.  My response?

1. Every man must know how to do the things women expect men to know (install a ceiling fan, jump a car, tie a fishhook, and generally fix broken things)

2. Every man must know how to do the things women do (like cook, and clean, and shop)

3. Every man must know how to do all that he does with a certain panache such that when he does the things in #1 he’s not an ape, and when he does the things in #2 he doesn’t look like a wuss.